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DEGENERATEMarch 15, 20265 min read

An Investigation Into Why Hotel Pillows Hit Different

You sleep in your bed every night. You sleep in the hotel bed for two nights and you feel like you've been restored. The hotel pillow has done something. We are finding out what.

You have slept in your own bed more than anywhere else on earth. You have spent years optimizing it. You've bought different pillows, different mattresses, different sheets. You know what comfortable feels like. And then you check into a hotel room that costs $180 a night, lie down on a bed you've never been in before, and within three minutes you are gone. Completely gone. Sleeping better than you have in months.

Why. This is a serious question and we are treating it seriously.

Theory one: the pillow itself. Hotel pillows are specifically engineered by hospitality industry pillow manufacturers who have one job, which is to make a pillow that will satisfy ...

Theory one: the pillow itself. Hotel pillows are specifically engineered by hospitality industry pillow manufacturers who have one job, which is to make a pillow that will satisfy the widest possible range of human sleep preferences. This means a fill level that is neither too firm nor too soft, a cover that breathes, and dimensions that accommodate multiple sleeping positions without requiring adjustment. Your pillow at home was selected by you, for you, once, several years ago. The hotel pillow was selected by a purchasing team that tested it against thousands of guests' expressed and implied preferences. The hotel pillow won a market competition you didn't know was happening.

Theory two: the absence of your stuff. Your bedroom has your things in it. Your phone charger. The pile of clothes. The thing you need to do tomorrow that you're not thinking about but that your bedroom has absorbed the energy of over years of thinking about it there. The hotel room has none of this. It is a neutral environment. The only purpose of the hotel room is temporary comfort. Your nervous system clocks this immediately and relaxes in a way it cannot do in a space that also functions as your office, your storage unit, and your anxiety headquarters.

Theory three: temperature regulation. Hotels keep rooms cold. The optimal sleeping temperature for most humans is between 65 and 68 degrees Fahrenheit. Your home is probably not this cold at night because heating and cooling cost money and you live there year-round. The hotel is this cold because cold rooms feel luxurious and guests associate cold rooms with quality. They are correct. The cold room plus the heavy duvet is the sleep formula. You can replicate this at home. You don't, because the electric bill.

Theory four: the white noise and darkness situation. Hotel blackout curtains are legitimately excellent. The darkness achieved is almost total. The white noise from the HVAC system is constant and unvaried. Your bedroom has ambient light from electronics, streetlights, the general state of being a room where things happen. The hotel room is engineered sensory quiet.

Theory five: permission. You are on a trip. You are not at home. The hotel bed exists for sleeping in, which removes the guilt associated with being in bed. You don't feel like you should be doing something else. You are somewhere else. The rest is allowed.

The truth is probably all five working together. The pillow is good. The room is dark and cold. The environment is neutral. You have permission. The combination hits differently because it was designed to hit differently and you encounter it rarely enough that the effect hasn't worn off.

You can buy hotel pillows. They sell them on the hotel's website. They will be slightly better. They will not be the same.

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